For your protection in the comfort of your home

If you are wondering what to get your bachelor friend residing in a 200 sq. ft living space for a house warming gift you should consider getting them the latest and greatest in home security, protection and a space saver technology. The Quantum Sleeper is a bed that hermetically seals itself as you sleep to protect you from “Bio-Chemical terrorist attack,” “natural disaster,” “kidnappers/stalkers” (only those who don’t possess a forklift, surely) and affords “Bulletproof ‘Saferoom’ protection.”

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The feature list for this cozy “bomb shelter” is re enforced with;

1.25″ Polycarbonate Bulletproof Plating/Shielding
Bio-Chemical Filtered Ventilation
Rebreather
Control Panel Mode Selection (i.e., Basic System Ops., Intruder Setting, Energy Status, Lock Down, etc.)
Cover & Door Actuators w/ Emergency Release
One way see through head cover (reflective mirror on 2 sides and front)
Safety Features (Proximity Sensor, O2 Sensor, Smoke Det., Motion Det. Ect,)
Emergency Communication system (Cellular, Short-wave Radio, CB ect.)
Audio Amplifier (Amplify sound from out side unit)

To make you feel right at home The Quantum Sleeper provides you with;

Air/Water Tight Sealing
External Override Key Pad & Remote Control
Battery Backup Power
Toiletry system.

I feel safe already! It could use a BBQ or microwave don’t ya think?

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